What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

No, not a chance

Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 somehow looks both thin and chunky in latest leaks - Android Police

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Different Autism Genes, Same Brain Signature - Neuroscience News

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Are Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen getting married on May 31? - Buffalo Rumblings

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

What are the most popular recruiting tools in the US?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are people calling the Biden/Harris administration a disaster for the US economy?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Researchers claim spoof-proof random number generator breakthrough - theregister.com

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Meme Stocks Made Him a Fortune. Now He’s Betting on Flying Taxis. - WSJ

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Nuts and Butts