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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
No, not a chance
Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 somehow looks both thin and chunky in latest leaks - Android Police
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Different Autism Genes, Same Brain Signature - Neuroscience News
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Are Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen getting married on May 31? - Buffalo Rumblings
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
What are the most popular recruiting tools in the US?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are people calling the Biden/Harris administration a disaster for the US economy?
Still no good
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Researchers claim spoof-proof random number generator breakthrough - theregister.com
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Meme Stocks Made Him a Fortune. Now He’s Betting on Flying Taxis. - WSJ
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Nuts and Butts